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Q: Why do the Canadiens suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.

Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Canadiens fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

Q: Whats the difference between the Montreal Canadiens and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking

Q: What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A: The Montreal Canadiens.

Q: What does an Montreal Canadiens fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What’s the difference between the Bell Centre and a red light district?
A: In a red light district, you pay $300 bucks and somebody scores.